I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT FOR IT TO BE THURSDAY TECHNICALLY!
I have found my ultimate. *cue angelic choir* It began with a random meme about beards retweeted by a Canadian Olympian. I followed my curiosity and discovered I have a dream man. AND THIS DREAM MAN IS LOCATED IN TORONTO!!!
All these years I’ve been stomping and kicking and screaming and crying and plotting because the guy I’m meant to have could not be in this city. I’m dead wrong, friends.
LADIES & GENTLEMEN… I present to you: JOSH. MARIO. JOHN.
Casually living life in Toronto without me. RUDE!
Just a mess and loving every second of it. I CANNOT!
All. Black. Everything. TAKE ME NOW!
But whips & chains excite ME TOO!
Back to basics on a white seamless like a GAT. DAMN. BOSS. (My panties are crying real tears)
Reservations for two? Picking me up at 7PM, RIIIIIGHT?! *faints*
Guys. You don’t know how I am when I sink my teeth into new learnings. I must find out everything about the subject. I know my purpose in life now. It is him.
He’s with PUSH Management. He has a Facebook page with so many tender morsels for your eyes to consume. JMJ. #JMJ #JMJEveryDay